Pooems

£7.99

Everyone has to go to the loo. This is a hilariously pongy illustrated poetry collection from Kes Gray, brought to life by illustrator David Tazzyman.

ISBN: 9781444977189 Author: Gray, Kes Publisher: Hodder Children's Books Publication Date: 29th January 2026 Imprint: Hodder Children's Books Cover: Paperback Dewey: 821.92 (edition:23) Pages: 32 Language: English Readership: Children - juvenile / Code: J Category: Subjects: , ,

Everyone has to go to the loo. POOEMS are poems that go there too!

A hilariously pongy illustrated poetry collection from the author of the bestselling and award-winning Oi Frog!

When gorillas are full of bananas
They don’t just go to the loo.
They swing from their nest,
They beat on their chest,
And they go for a POO-OOO-OOOOOO!!!

But what colour are mermaid poos? How many bottoms do aliens have? Do poos float in space? And what does a ghost say when it’s sitting on your toilet?

Find out in this rollicking rhyming show-plopper of a picture book, packed full of potty-humour poems and revoltingly funny pictures from award-winning creators Kes Gray (Oi Frog!) and David Tazzyman (You Can’t Take an Elephant on the Bus). Perfect for reading aloud and guaranteed to get children giggling!

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