In news that has rocked the scientific community, a mysterious report about planet Earth has been discovered. Earthlings is an account of human life on Earth – written by aliens.

For five billion years, representatives from the Supreme Interplanetary Council have travelled across the universe, collecting information about all signs of intelligent life. The Earthlings report has now been made public for the very first time. This book presents a snapshot of life on Earth – touching on everything from geography to culture and cuisine.

Accompanied by humorous observations from the aliens themselves, this is a witty and joyful celebration of humankind.